Science ... for her!

"Megan Amram, one of Forbes' "30 Under 30 in Hollywood & Entertainment," Rolling Stone's "25 Funniest People on Twitter," and a writer for NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation, delivers a politically, scientifically, and anatomically incorrect "textbook" that will have women screaming with laughter, and men dying to know what the noise is about. In the vein of faux expert books by John Hodgman and Amy Sedaris, Science ... for Her! is ostensibly a book of science written by a denizen of women's magazines. Comedy writer and Twitter sensation Megan Amram showcases her fiendish wit with a pitch-perfect attack on everything from those insanely perky tips for self-improvement to our bizarre shopaholic dating culture to the socially mandated pursuit of mind-blowing sex to the cringe-worthy secret codes of food and body issues. Part hilarious farce, part biting gender commentary, Amram blends Cosmo and science to highlight absurdities with a machine-gun of laugh-inducing lines that leave nothing and no one unscathed. Subjects include: this Spring's ten most glamorous ways to die; tips for hosting your own big bang; what religion is right for your body type; and the most pressing issue facing women today: kale!!! Be prepared to laugh about anything in this outrageous satirical gem"--

Intro; Dedication (to all my besties!!!); Hello!; Letters to the Editor; 1. Biology; Introduction; Reproduction; How to Build a Biological Clock out of a Potato; How Long Should You Wait?; To Babe or Not to Babe?; Rebuttal; Cell-Fasteem!; Genes; Human Life Cycle; This Spring's Most Glamorous Ways to Die; Single-Celled Orgasms ... Excuse Me, That's Organisms! Oops, My Bad! ;); You and Me Baby Ain't Nothing but Mammals, Reptiles, Invertebrates, Birds, Fish, or Amphibians or Other Various Animals!; Evolution; Evolution vs. God; Biology Recap; 2. Chemistry; Introduction

Food & Cooking-Yum Yum!Healthy Cookin'; Paula Deen's Health-Food Cookbook; A Lady on the Streets, but a Scientist Also on the Streets!; Household Chemicals; Acids & Bases & Tigers & Lions, Oh My!; Alcohols; The Science of Chemistry ;); Sexiest Molecules; Who Wore It Best?; The Periodic Table of the Elements; The Period! Ick! Table; Carb-On Feel the Noise!; The Scientific Method; Science ... for Her ... for Lesbos!; Quiz: Why Did You Decide to Become a Lesbian?; Bondage!!!! ;); Gases, Gases, Everywhere, but Not a Drop to Stink!; Nuclear Chemistry; Air Pollution; Famous Chemists

Chemistry Recap3. Physics; Introduction;…