Uncle John's Bathroom Reader: the World's Gone Crazy

Good news: It's not you--the world really is going crazy! And Uncle John is barely sane enough to guide you through it all in this whirlwind tour of all things strange and weird. Yes, loyal Throne Room readers, these 432 all-new pages of pure crazy will shock and confound you ... and make your side split open from laughing. (Uncle John takes no legal responsibilities for split sides.) So fire up your egg-beater, strap on your tin-foil hat, and plunge on into ... The secret government plot to poison Earth's skiesAnimal-human hybrids and what role they'll have in society"Sexy Finding Nemo" and other i.

The Object of my Affection is an Object.

DESTINATION: WEIRD; Short; Medium; Long; BAD BEHAVIOR; Short; Medium; OOPS; Shorts; Medium; IN SEARCH OF. . .; Short; Medium; Long; TRUTHS & UNTRUTHS; Short; Medium; Long; SURREAL WORLD; Short; Medium; MY JOB DRIVES ME CRAZY; Short; Medium; FADS & amp; FLOPS; Short; Medium; DOOMSAYERS; Medium; Long; LIFE IS STRANGE; Medium; IT'S ALL RELATIVE; Short; IT"S ALL RELATIVE; Medium; DON'T EAT THAT!; Short; Medium; Long; ODDBALLS; Medium; Long; PLAY TIME; Short; Medium; BODY OF KNOWLEDGE; Short; Medium; OUR CRAZY PAST; Short; Medium; Long; CRAZY ONLINE; Short; Medium; CREATURE FEATURES; Short.

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