A guide to surviving an attack by hordes of the predatory undead explains zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective weaponry and defense strategies, how to outfit one's home for a long siege, and how to survive in any terrain.
Some race. Some lurch. Others come crawling, limping, staggering--dragging themselves toward anyone who might still have a pulse. Zombies invade the island of Manhattan, and they are hungry. The story of the zombie apocalypse is told through the eyes of Dawn, a ten-year-old girl…
Some race. Some lurch. Others come crawling, limping, staggering--dragging themselves toward anyone who might still have a pulse. Zombies invade the island of Manhattan, and they are hungry. The story of the zombie apocalypse is told through the eyes of Dawn, a ten-year-old girl…
"From the author of It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! comes a collection of classic love songs, zombie style"--
This shocking exposé reveals how zombies helped create America, but were later victimized and eventually demonized by the "land of the free". Presents recently unclassified documents on heroic (and horrifying) zombie actions during the Civil War, World War II, and throughout Ame…
In a Howard Zinn-like parody of American history, zombies help create America but are later victimized and eventually demonized by the "land of the free."
"The go-to guide for anyone who wants to prepare for the unavoidable zombie epidemic. Now is the time to learn how to defend against an advancing army of the undead, lest you fall victim to their growing ranks."--Page 4 of cover
"The go-to guide for anyone who wants to prepare for the unavoidable zombie epidemic. Now is the time to learn how to defend against an advancing army of the undead, lest you fall victim to their growing ranks."--Page 4 of cover.
"The go-to guide for anyone who wants to prepare for the unavoidable zombie epidemic. Now is the time to learn how to defend against an advancing army of the undead, lest you fall victim to their growing ranks."--Page 4 of cover.
A humorous handbook filled with survival strategies for the undead offers tips on how to hunt, fight, and feed, as well as instructions on how to stop a vehicle and where to find the tastiest human brains.
All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fre…
The Zombie Handbook reveals the vital information that [human] readers need to know about identifying, understanding and, when things get ugly, dispatching the "living dead." This definitive study combs through every zombie-ological subject, from feeding habits to favorite sexua…
Presents a field guide to identifying zombies, detailing the different types of zombies, what they eat, how they interact with one another, and steps to surviving a zombie apocalypse.
Offers a sympathetically funny, new perspective into the trials and tribulations of the undead in a world made for the living.